ividathe cheriya bhoomikulukangal! (the small tremors here!) - 25

Silku's Theory of Relativity

If the price of the mobile is high, the facilities provided by the mob is high, users dependency on the mobile is high, users likeliness to the mobile is high, users eagerness to get hold of another mobile is exponentially low and the probability of the set getting dipped in water, catching fire, getting lost is exponentially high


If the price of the mobile is low, the facilities provided by the mob is low, users dependency on the mobile is low, users likeliness to the mobile is low, users eagerness to get hold of another mobile is exponentially high and the probability of the set getting dipped in water, catching fire, getting lost is exponentially low!!!!!!



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ividathe cheriya bhoomikulukangal! (the small tremors here!) - 24

Stavi infosys vitt XYZ consulting join cheyth irikyunna kaalam... Pani onnum illa.. ella divasom HR inod chenn chodikyumbol ulla marupadi.. "Project awaiting aanu polum.. ".. angane project inn varum naale varum enn parnaju nokki iripaanu paripaadi.. Office chenn irunn ella newsspapers-um arach kalakki kudich nadapaanu ippo main hobby... adutha IAS pareekshaky irunnal, yeppo rank medichu enn chodichaal mathi enna avastha...
Athinide ketta vaartha.. XYZ consulting slight aayitt aalkaare pirich vidunnu... kore naal aayitt bench il irunna aalkaare aanu avar pirich vidunnath.. Ith kettathode najn staviyod paranju.. namuk vere joli onn nokki thudangaam... ethengilum vere nallath kittiyalo... angane Stavi vere companyil poyi interview oke attend cheyth offer kitti.. XYZ il join cheythitt 2-3 weeks e aayittullu... engane poyi parayum najn paper idaan poova enn? Angane njangal ellam goodalonchana aayi.. ettavum convincing aayittulla nuna ethaanu enn kandu pididkyaan... kalyanam, sick parents, sick naattukaar, relocating.. angane kore ideas came while brainstorming session...  Avasanam kalyanam and relocation thanne vijayichu,...Angane irikye oru diavsam raviel thanne savi yude mail... "HR in resign cheyya enn parnajitt mail ayakyanam.. athinte oru sample ezhuthi ayach tharaan" ... najn oru english letter writing competition-il participate cheyunna pole ente school-ile english teachers ine oke dhyanich oru sample mail aaych koduthu... (athinte or sample aanu thazhe..)
Respected Sir/Madam,
Since i am suffering from marriage and relocation, please grant me resignation from the company...
i thank you for the opporutnity to work in this company.

Respectfully Yours,
Stavi...

ingane oke mail ayach irikyumbol atha thirondarathh ninn silku-nte sample mail vannirikyunnu...

Assholes,


I’m resigning.

You recruit me telling today project, tomorrow project. Then no work and on top of that frightening me with laying off other employees.

I got other offer. Me going

Bye

Stavi!

ividathe cheriya bhoomikulukangal! (the small tremors here!) - 23

Bangalore-ile leelavilasangalk viramam ittukond Silku Ananthapadmanabhante swantham nadaya Thiruvanananthpurathekky poyitt oru kollatholam aavarayi. Enn vicharich avide chennit mandatharangalk kurav onnum illa...enthayalum avalod aduth idapazhakunna aalkaaar ellam avalude 'level of genious' enthaan enn manasilaayittund.

Ee idaky thanne undaya sambhavam aanu... ICICI bank ATM-il koode 2 lakh rupees vare money transfer cheyyan pattunna oru paddhathi thudangiyittund. Athinte aahldathil Silku-nte team leader Silkuvinod ee vaartha ariyichu... Ottum ninakyaathe thanne Silku chodikyanullath chodichu... " Alla... Appo ee ATM il oke ithrem cash undakumo?"