ividathe cheriya bhoomikulukangal! (the small tremors here!) - 25

Silku's Theory of Relativity

If the price of the mobile is high, the facilities provided by the mob is high, users dependency on the mobile is high, users likeliness to the mobile is high, users eagerness to get hold of another mobile is exponentially low and the probability of the set getting dipped in water, catching fire, getting lost is exponentially high


If the price of the mobile is low, the facilities provided by the mob is low, users dependency on the mobile is low, users likeliness to the mobile is low, users eagerness to get hold of another mobile is exponentially high and the probability of the set getting dipped in water, catching fire, getting lost is exponentially low!!!!!!



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ividathe cheriya bhoomikulukangal! (the small tremors here!) - 24

Stavi infosys vitt XYZ consulting join cheyth irikyunna kaalam... Pani onnum illa.. ella divasom HR inod chenn chodikyumbol ulla marupadi.. "Project awaiting aanu polum.. ".. angane project inn varum naale varum enn parnaju nokki iripaanu paripaadi.. Office chenn irunn ella newsspapers-um arach kalakki kudich nadapaanu ippo main hobby... adutha IAS pareekshaky irunnal, yeppo rank medichu enn chodichaal mathi enna avastha...
Athinide ketta vaartha.. XYZ consulting slight aayitt aalkaare pirich vidunnu... kore naal aayitt bench il irunna aalkaare aanu avar pirich vidunnath.. Ith kettathode najn staviyod paranju.. namuk vere joli onn nokki thudangaam... ethengilum vere nallath kittiyalo... angane Stavi vere companyil poyi interview oke attend cheyth offer kitti.. XYZ il join cheythitt 2-3 weeks e aayittullu... engane poyi parayum najn paper idaan poova enn? Angane njangal ellam goodalonchana aayi.. ettavum convincing aayittulla nuna ethaanu enn kandu pididkyaan... kalyanam, sick parents, sick naattukaar, relocating.. angane kore ideas came while brainstorming session...  Avasanam kalyanam and relocation thanne vijayichu,...Angane irikye oru diavsam raviel thanne savi yude mail... "HR in resign cheyya enn parnajitt mail ayakyanam.. athinte oru sample ezhuthi ayach tharaan" ... najn oru english letter writing competition-il participate cheyunna pole ente school-ile english teachers ine oke dhyanich oru sample mail aaych koduthu... (athinte or sample aanu thazhe..)
Respected Sir/Madam,
Since i am suffering from marriage and relocation, please grant me resignation from the company...
i thank you for the opporutnity to work in this company.

Respectfully Yours,
Stavi...

ingane oke mail ayach irikyumbol atha thirondarathh ninn silku-nte sample mail vannirikyunnu...

Assholes,


I’m resigning.

You recruit me telling today project, tomorrow project. Then no work and on top of that frightening me with laying off other employees.

I got other offer. Me going

Bye

Stavi!

ividathe cheriya bhoomikulukangal! (the small tremors here!) - 23

Bangalore-ile leelavilasangalk viramam ittukond Silku Ananthapadmanabhante swantham nadaya Thiruvanananthpurathekky poyitt oru kollatholam aavarayi. Enn vicharich avide chennit mandatharangalk kurav onnum illa...enthayalum avalod aduth idapazhakunna aalkaaar ellam avalude 'level of genious' enthaan enn manasilaayittund.

Ee idaky thanne undaya sambhavam aanu... ICICI bank ATM-il koode 2 lakh rupees vare money transfer cheyyan pattunna oru paddhathi thudangiyittund. Athinte aahldathil Silku-nte team leader Silkuvinod ee vaartha ariyichu... Ottum ninakyaathe thanne Silku chodikyanullath chodichu... " Alla... Appo ee ATM il oke ithrem cash undakumo?"

The Sound of Rain....

I am lying in my bed

I am hearing the raindrops falling

I can see the rain through my window

The drops running down the coconut leaves

The water wetting the banana leaves

I think of the narrow road in front of my house

I can imagine water gushing through its sides

The road slants down to the paddy fields

The water running towards it

I think of the paddy fields near by

I wonder how much water will be stagnating there tomorrow

It will look so beautiful

The green paddy in the orange muddy water

I think of the land near by

Where there are many coconut trees

And the small trenches dug around it

Tonight’s rain will fill them with water

A smile escapes when I think

Of my paper boats cruising in them

A hundred thoughts cross my mind

A monsoon night washed up feelings inside

Now the wind blows wild

And open my window

The slight spray of water rush inside

A slight cold has crept inside

I tuck to my blanket tightly

And its all beautiful

I open my eyes

And look around

Its dark … It’s lonely… I am somewhere …

But the sound of rain coming from my laptop

Flooded me with all those memories

Wherever I go… I know … the moments never go….

Courtsey : http://www.rainymood.com/ ... hear this and you will feel what i felt... 

First Day at McKesson Gym

വളരെ അധികം പണിയുന്നത് ഒരു ബോറന്‍ പരിപാടി ആണ് എന്ന എല്ലാവര്ക്കും അറിയാമല്ലോ. എനിക്ക് ആണെങ്ങില്‍ ഒരിടത്ത അധികം നേരം അടങ്ങി ഒതുങ്ങി ഇരുന്ന ശീലം ഇല്ല താനും. അങ്ങനെ ഇരിക്കെ ആണ് പുതിയ പ്രോജെച്ടില്‍ ചെന്ന ചാടിയത്. ഇവിടെ ആണെങ്ങില്‍ ഓഫീസില്‍ തന്നെ ജീവിക്കുന്ന കുറെ മനുഷ്യര്‍. ഇവര്‍ ആണെങ്ങില്‍ ബാകി ഉള്ളവരെ പോലും അധികം നേരം ഓഫീസില്‍ പിടിച്ച ഇരുത്താന്‍ നോക്കും. അധികം നേരം ഓഫീസില്‍ കമ്പ്യൂട്ടറിന്റെ മുന്നില്‍ തന്നെ ഇരുന്നാല്‍  ഞാന്‍ ചെയ്യുന്ന പണി കുറഞ്ഞ കുറഞ്ഞ  വരും. എന്റെ കാര്യത്തില്‍ work is inversely proportional to the time spend in office. അതുകൊണ്ട് ഓഫീസില്‍ spend ചെയ്യുന്ന സമയഹ്ടില്‍ കൊരച് നേരം break എടുക്കാം എന്ന കരുതി. അപ്പോളാണ് കൊരച് healthy break എടുകാം എന്ന  കരുതിയത്.ഈ US ഇല്‍ ആണെങ്ങില്‍ daytime ഇല്‍ വെളിയില്‍ ഇറങ്ങി നടക്കാന്‍ പറ്റില്ല. വളരെ അധികം ചൂട് ആയിരിക്കും. അങ്ങനെ ആണ് ഓഫീസിലെ ജിമ്മില്‍ പോകാം എന്നാ തീരുമാനത്തില്‍ ആയത്. 

  കഴിഞ്ഞ രണ്ടു ദിവസം ആയിട്ട ജിമ്മില്‍ പോയി inspection ഓക്കേ നടത്തി; എനിക്ക് ചെയ്യാന്‍ പറ്റുന്ന എന്തെങ്ങിലും equipment ഉണ്ടോ; അവിടെ തിരക്ക് ഉണ്ടോ; വിയര്‍ത് ഒഴികി കഹ്സീയുമ്പോള്‍ കുളിക്യാന്‍ shower ഉണ്ടോ; അങ്ങനെ പലതും. എല്ലാം തൃപ്തി വനന്തിന്‍ ശേഷം വളരെ അധികം സന്നഹങ്ങളോട് കൂടി ഇന്ന ഞാന്‍ ജിമ്മിലോട്റ്റ് പോകാന്‍ തീരുമാനായി. എന്നാല്‍ ഇന്ന് തന്നെ ഉച്ചക്ക് ടീമിന്റെ കൂടെ ചെട്ടിനാട് എന്നാ രേസ്റൊരന്റ്റ് ഇല്‍ പോയിരുന്നു. അവിടത്തെ ബുഫേ കഴിച്ച അത്യധികം വയര്‍ നിറഞ്ഞ ആണ് തിരിച്ച വന്നത്. എന്നാലും ഒന്ന്‍ തീരുമാനിച്ചതല്ലേ എന്നോര്‍ത് ഞാന്‍ എന്റെ തീരുമാനത്തില്‍ ഉറച്ച നിന്ന്.

ജിം ഡ്രസ്സ്‌, music player , shower gel , മൊഇസ്ടുരിഴെര് ഇങ്ങനെ പലതുല്‍ ആയിട്ടാണ് ഞാന്‍ ജിമിലോട്റ്റ് പോയത്. അധികം ആള്‍കാര്‍ ഇല്ല. ഒരു ചേട്ടന്‍ അവിടെ dumbell എടുത്ത് കളിക്യുന്നു. പിന്നെ മൂന്ന്‍ ചേച്ചിമാര്‍. ഒരാള്‍ ആണെങ്ങില്‍ അര മണികൂര്‍ നേരം treadmill ഇല്‍ നിര്‍ഹ്റാതെ ഓടി. ഞാന്‍ aadhyathe അരദിവസം ആയത് കൊണ്ട് അര manikoor കൊണ്ട് പരിപാടി ഒകെ  അവസാനിപിച് locker രൂമിലോട്റ്റ്  പോയി. അവിടെ bathroom ഇല്‍ കേറി വിയര്‍ത് ഒളിച്ച ഡ്രസ്സ്‌ ഒകെ ഊറി shower ഇന്റെ അടിയില്‍ കേറി നിന്ന shower തിരിച്ചു. അപ്പോളല്ലേ രസം! shower  knob  തിരിയുനില്ല. ഞാന്‍ പൂര്‍വാധികം ശക്തിയോടെ തിരിക്കാന്‍ ശ്രമിച്ചു... രണ്ട മൂന്നു തവണ ബലപരീക്ഷണം നടത്തി... ഇല്ല രക്ഷ ഇല്ല.. ഇനി എന്ത് ചെയ്യാം... ഊരിയ ഉടുപ് എല്ലാം തിരിച്ച ഇട്ട, bathroom ഇന്റെ  വെളിയിലോട്റ്റ് ഇറങ്ങി. അവിടെ ആണെങ്ങില്‍ non-stop ഓടി കൊണ്ട്  ഇരുന്ന ചേച്ചി കുളി എല്ലാം  കഴിഞ്ഞ റെഡി ആയി കൊണ്ട്  ഇരിക്കുന്നു... njan chechi kulich erangiya bathroom il poyi shower knob thirich nokki... illa... ithum anangunilla... ini ippo ingane alle ith thirikendath? non-stop ചേച്ചിയുടെ തന്നെ സഹായം തേടാന്‍ തീരുമാനിച്ചു..

me : how do u turn on the shower.

non-stop : just turn the knob

njan ullil pokunnu.. pinneyum knob-umaayi malpiditham nadathunnu... raksha illa enn kand thirich purath varunnu... 

non-stop : you have to turn it away from you.

njan ullil poyi adutha bala pareekshanam nadathunnu... ith kanda non-stop chechi bathroom-inte ullil vannitt oru pushpam pole knob thirikunnu vellam varunnu... appol enik mansilaayi... njan upayogicha shakthi onnum pora enn.... 

me : does the shower in the other bathroom work.. ( ente ella sadhanagalum njan appurathe bathroom-il nirathi vechirikyukayaanu.. ini ippo ath work cheythillengil matheele ellam eduth ingott poraan!) 

non-stop: i am not sure. i always use this shower.

pinne njan thirich ente bathroom il poyi avide oru balapareekshanam nadathi. oduvil knob ente shakthikk munnil thott poyi... shower il ninn vellam vannu...appol njan oru kaaryam orthu.. aa weight onnum lisft cheyyenda kaaryamilla... ee shower knoil il vann shakthi pareekshichal mathi enn...  pinneyum najn bathroom-il keri udup oke azhich maatti onn vistharich shower gel oke itt kulikyaam enn karuthi. appozhalle adutha kuzhappam.! shower aake cold -ilott maathrame thiriyunnullu. ethra sramichittum chood vellam varunna baagathott shower thirikyaan pattunilla... vistharich kulikyaam enn vicharichath oru vyamoham maathramaayi.... aa thanutha vellathil 1 minute polum nilkaan pattathe valare pettenn purathott chaadi. shower gel thirich veettil kond vekyanam enn njan prathyekam oorthu... orikkalum aa vellathil njan soap it kulikyaan nilkilla enn enik nalla urap aayirunnu... 

angane kuli kahzinj purath vann, mudi ketti, moisturiser ittukondirikukayanu njan. non-stop chechi makeup kahzinj veliyil irangaan nilkunnu... appol avide vere oru chechi kulich erangi vannu.. towel um chutti aanu pulli kaariyude varav. njan ente paripaadikal oke kahzinj sadhanagal othuki bag il vekkumbol atha enne njettikkum vidham avar avarude towel oke azhich maatti dehath muzhuvan body lotion thekkunnu... oru nimisham antham vitt kuntham vizhungi... enthaanu avide nadakunanth... najn entha invisible aayi poyo ennoke chinthich ninnu... pinne bodham thirich kittiyappol adicha cultural shock inte aaghathathil ente sadhanagal oke perukki njan veliyilott oodi.... !

mazha....

thudich nilkunna meghangaliloode

udhirnu veezhunna thenthullipol

varandu thalarna bhoomiyil

snehaamrudham choriyum mazha

venalchoodal karinju nilkum jeevanil

aardrathayayi niranj…

idavazhiyile aruvikalil

kalchilabaninjodunnaval mazha

ente janal paalikalil koode

chinni chithari veenu…

en dehiyilum dehathilum

kulirekiyaval mazha…

kolpaadangal niranju kaviyunna vazhiye

karmeghangal sooryareshmikale thadayunna samaye

kattin thanutha karangal enne thalodapedan..

yathrayay njanum palavattom ithile…

noketha doorangalil

pachaparavathaani virikkuvaan vannu nee

oru harshadharayaay peythuthirumbol

kambilikkulile ilamchoodett

en alasamaam bhavanakal vidarthuvaan vannaval nee..

ninn drutha thaalavum... 

ninn thanutha thalodalum...

nee nirakyum puthu mannin manavum..

noolpol veezhuma drishyabangiyum...

jeevanil alinju chernirirunnu priye…

arikilillengilum.. en manasine ennum

 kuliraniyikkunnu nee sakhi...

enn baalyathin ormakalil

ninn cheythikal ennum niranju nilkum…

Casino Primera :)

Yes! Highway 50 lead me to that world of magic... the glittering lights... the blazing music... the crowd with thousand expressions.. i walked in to my first Casino... like a small kid who ventured into her first country fair...! The colors and the light took me to another world. I was mesmerized just by the thought that how much this place was ALIVE!

My misconceptions about the casinos were that you had to have big money to play... I thought that people keep big money and they win or lose based on their luck... and mostly people lose. As my awareness grew, i came to know that you can play starting with 10$ too... so i was prepared to lose my 40$... since that's all i had!

Never did i imagine that it will be so crowded inside. The innumerable slot machines were like mirrors looked on to by eager people...  Not even one was empty and everyone was trying their luck tonight. After the slot machines came an array of tables... the cards, the roulette... They had a power to attract you. Definitely the ambiance made you smile and it invoked an urge to try your luck then and there. 

My companion took me to roulette table and explained me the rules to play. Then i watched sometime to see how people played. Yes! Most of them were rolling their money. I just got coins for 20$ and started playing. I did not take much risk and play. I was definitely worried of losing even though i came prepared to lose, i had the fear. So i was almost all the time playing safely. But as time passed, people around me were like buying coins for 100$ and more and playing. It was interesting to watch them play. When you look at the table, you can see stacks of coins, one top on another on almost all numbers. While i stuck mostly to the corners, in between numbers, odds, evens, black or red kind of columns, people placed their coins in stacks all over the table directly on numbers. But one thing i note is that, you forget the time, the world and everything and are sucked into the game. The loud music or the colors or the crowd doesn't matter. For that matter, after a long time only i noticed the minimally dressed waitresses who were unhesitatingly exposing. Your eyes and senses and stuck on the table and roulette. The time flies there, the tables turn.... I saw one lady who was like winning everything at one point of time and after sometime, losing them and buying more coins.... A guy came in with 200$, placed his bet (the whole of 200$) on the black bet. The roulette turned and came to a stop. He left empty handed. But people are not bothered. After sometime, a granny was playing beside me. You can see all kind of people there.

So, nothing can stop you there. There  is always a small voice inside you which whispers... probably this is your luck day...